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Ben Skywalker ([personal profile] momslilassassin) wrote2011-07-31 01:33 pm

Aboard the Jade Shadow [afternoon]

They were getting close to Dathomir, but Ben, after learning his lesson from the Maw, decided to take a quick detour to a nearby system to top off their fuel and food reserves and to check for any mail they might have received in the past few months.

After so many weeks in the ship and in Sinkhole Station, he was kind of desperate to breathe clean, non-recylced air again too, and maybe get a haircut.

Ben's life of intergalactic intrigue was never-ending thrills, it was true.

[OOC: For phone calls, emails, the boy who travels with him, packages full of Playgirls, Tony...]
glacial_queen: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-14 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not for the ceremonial devouring of the groom that takes place just a few hours later," Karla decided.

Ender and Luke could show up in time to prevent that. This way Ben survived and could be mocked for nearly getting eaten (again) and marrying a rancor in the first place.
glacial_queen: (Trying not to smile)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-14 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then maybe you shouldn't have gotten married to the rancor in the first place," Karla pointed out.

Logically.
glacial_queen: (Eye-roll)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-14 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, like rancors can sign pre-nups," Karla said, rolling her eyes. Obviously, Ben. "Lots of species eat their mates after, well, mating. Stop judging her culture!"
glacial_queen: (Backwards giggle)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-15 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
"It's hardly their fault you're filled with ice creamy goodness," Karla laughed. "And besides, everyone knows that rancors are attracted to shaggy hair."

Whereby everyone was 'Karla.'
glacial_queen: (Campfire smile)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-15 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"He eats less ice cream than you do," Karla pointed out. "You're sweeter. Rancors like sweet things. You're doomed, Ben. Doomed."
glacial_queen: (Half-smile)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
"When I found out you were going to Dathomir," Karla retorted. "And in my infinite free time. Obviously."
glacial_queen: (Laughter)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-15 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"I would have thought my impressive knowledge of rancor culture would have made that clear!"
glacial_queen: (Not Laughing Promise)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-15 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Astral, right?" Karla checked. "The word you're looking for is astral."
glacial_queen: (Amused)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-16 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Something that means the same then," Karla decided. "I mean, obviously."

Obviously, Ben. Obviously.

"But, seriously, Ben. You guys are going to be careful on Dathomir, aren't you? I will be SO AGGRAVATED if you get eaten by rancors."
glacial_queen: (Pursed lips)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-17 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
"The key phrased there being 'years ago' and 'used to'" Karla snorted. "I bet lots of baby rancors have grown up on tales of how tasty Skywalkers are in the meantime."
glacial_queen: (Eye-roll)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-17 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's for damn sure," Karla muttered. "And now they get to see just how unexaggerated those tales were."

She'd met Ben, after all.
glacial_queen: (Ooooh)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-17 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, considering how often males opened their mouths and then spoke the idiot dialect...

Kidding! Just kidding! Karla wouldn't be able to handle a world where the males were meek and submissive. It would be weird. And kind of gross.

Still... "Another witchy matriarchy?" she asked, intrigued. "How come I don't get to come and play?"
glacial_queen: (Pouty)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-08-17 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"You just don't want me to make any friends," Karla sulked.

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