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Skywalker Home, Naboo

"Happy birthday, Val!" Ben said, beaming at the baby, who was glowering at him from under her (frankly hilarious) pink and bedazzled birthday crown. Ben was hoping this would nip the "want to wear the Queen of Naboo's headdresses" thing right in the bud.

"Cake?" Val asked pointedly, looking from one dad to the other.

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"Yes," Val said, nodding hard.

"She's been very patient," Ben added.

"Then you can have cake," Ender said solemnly, slicing off another chunk and putting it down in front of her.

"Cake!" Val said joyously, digging in.

"Well, she only turns one once," Ben said with a fond grin. "Can't believe it's gone by so quickly."

"Just another seventeen left to go and she'll be running away from us," Ender said dryly.

"It's cute you think she'll last seventeen years," Ben said, kissing Ender's cheek.

"My family doesn't have a track record of taking off to go on 'adventures'," Ender said. "I'm hoping she inherited that."

Ben laughed. "But where's the fun in that?"

"She might make it to age 18 without losing a limb?" Ender said.

Very, very dryly.

Ben made a face at him. "Funny," he replied just as dryly. "I did."

Ignore the lightsaber scars and the Abeloth-up-his-nose-ness, apparently.

"Yes, we only had to iron the scars out of your face," Ender said blandly.

Ben ran his fingers through his hair. "But she won't be fighting galactic forces of evil. Probably."

"If she wants to fight galactic forces of evil great or small," Ender said, "She can wait until she's 18."

"I think that sounds like a terribly reasonable request from us," Ben said. "Or else we'll take away her cake."

"You hear that, Val?" Ender said, as he cut off another piece. "No adventures, or you get no cake."

Val gave them both an "are you kidding me" look that was way beyond her...year, and Ben snorted.

"Think she's going to do what she wants, kreetle."

"Let's make sure we only to go remote, peaceful planets when she's a little older," Ender said, putting cake in front of Val.

~~Maybe one without Piggies. La.~~

"That seems like an excellent plan," Ben agreed.

~~The hell with the no notif, LJ.~~

"Maybe an island very high above a sterile ocean world," Ender said dryly.

"That sounds incredibly dull," Ben agreed.

"I'm sure you'd be able to build something to make it slightly less dull, but still safe," Ender said, kissing his cheek.

Ben smiled at him. "I'd give it a shot. Jet skis, maybe?"

"And a large elevator down into the water."

"Oh, of course," Ben said, nodding. "A bungee cord would be impractical."

"Not to mention deadlier than I'd like," Ender commented.

"Also a downside," Ben agreed.

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